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tagged me. I couldn't decide on 3, so you get 4 for amusements sake.
Note to self: Don't let your alterego make choices for who to lock in a room together. Four chairs in a line, two short auburn haired girls like a pair of identical bookends on either edge, glaring at each other. On the inside left a tall redhead who was obviously amused, on the right inside a blond obviously not.
"Right. This was a bad plan...."
"No shit." That was from the blond.
Kai: Yeah so you're all female, we'll skip that one...moving on, names?
The auburn haired one on the left: Jae Smith...or you mean hero name? That's Wyld Fyre.
The tall redhead: Aw, everyone knows me darlin', Roxy Acetylene
The auburn haired one on the right: Quite, you can't stay out of anyone's bed.
The blond: Shut it, Ashe.
Kai: Ashe...so you and Jae are-
Jae and Ashe: Nothing!
Kai: Oh-kay then....
The blond: Don't set off pete and repeat there again, its hard enough dealing with one of them. I'm Terra Aureus.
Ashe: You are an uncultured dog of Freedom Corps, my name is Ashe Phoenix.
Terra: Bite me, Xerox girl
Ashe: Hardly
Roxy, smirking: Could I then?
Terra: Don't make me hit you.
Jae: ...hey! I'm totally not hard to deal with...
Kai:...
Kai: Lets get back to the questions. Age?
Jae and Ashe: 21 (glaring at each other after speaking simultaneously)
Kai: And you're sure-
Terra: Yes. I don't know. Medically 30 something.
Roxy: You don't know?
Terra: No, I don't. What's it to you?
Roxy: Well I suppose nothing if you're legal babe...23
Kai: Life expectancy?
Terra: *wry laugh* Short in my line of work
Roxy: Oh I dunno, somedays I think I'd like to go out with a bang before I get old and boring
Ashe: That can be arranged...I expect the normal human lifespan
Jae: Er, yeah, me too...
Kai: Height?
Roxy: With or without heels?
Kai: Um...without?
Roxy: 5'8"
Terra: 5'10"
Jae and Ashe: 5'2"
Kai: What's your job?
Roxy: Oh a little of this, a little of that...
Ashe: Most of it on your back...
Jae: What kind of job would- Oh. (turns very red)
Terra: *rolls eyes* Here we go again...
Roxy: *laughing* I know lots better positions than on my back, you should ask David sometime
Ashe: *scowling* I refuse to talk to that egotistical imbecle with delusions of granduer outside of a professional capacity.
Kai: Professional, yes, can we ah, get back to the question?
Roxy: I'm a rockstar, babe
Ashe: Terrorist I believe is what Crey labels me
Terra: Uncultured dog of Freedom Corps was it? Trainer and hero.
Jae: Um...gunsmith..
Kai: Gunsmith?
Jae: Yeah, I run Wyld Arms in the Row? Oh, and sometimes hero stuff.
Kai: ...right. Favorite color?
Jae: Red!
Roxy: Stole my answer darlin'
Terra: Black
Jae: Black? Dude, that's so boring
Ashe: I'm rather fond of it myself
Jae: What do you know...
Ashe: A lot more than you'll ever learn
Kai: Moving right along! Favorite food?
Roxy: Hmm...
Terra: Whatever.
Kai: Oh come on, you've got to have something
Terra: ...lasagna
Jae: Ooh, lasagna's good, but there's pizza, and chinese food! And those things from the greek place, and tacos!
Ashe: Veal.
Roxy: *grinning* Pie
Kai: ...I'm sure I missed something there....flavor of ice cream?
Terra: Vanilla
Jae: You are so boring! Double peanut butter carmel fudge brownie cookie dough!
Ashe: That's positively nauseating. Lemon sorbet.
Roxy: Butter pecan.
Kai: Ever killed anyone?
Jae: ....yeah....
Ashe: *rolls eyes* Of course. What are you moping about, it wasn't like they mattered.
Terra: Shut it, Ashe. Sure, can't be helped sometimes
Roxy: Me? That wouldn't be good for PR.
Kai: You didn't answer the question
Roxy: Nope
Kai: *sigh* Have any....you know I'm just going to skip that one, not a damn one of you would tell me if you had secrets to hide, would you?
Terra: Do we look stupid?
Kai: How about love? Involved with anyone?
Jae: *blushes* Um..
Terra: She means she's dating a guy twice her age
Jae: It's not what it sounds like!
Terra: What, you don't want him to sleep with you? Someone told me you're still a vir-
Jae: Shut *up*! Geez, how come everyone's gotta be so obsessed with me and Canis, I don't bug you about your librarian dude.
Kai: ...you're boyfriend is a librarian?
Terra: *scowls* Nick Parker. We're...involved.
Jae: He is so totally your boyfriend
Kai: Ashe, Roxy, you two are quiet. What about this David?
Roxy: Heh, lust babe, mutual entertainment, I don't do love
Ashe: Love only makes people do stupid things and betray their ideals (glares at Jae, who glares back)
Kai: Oh-kay....how do you relax?
Jae: Pwnage!
Kai: What?
Jae: Pwnage. You know, video games?
Kai: ...right
Roxy: Depends who wants to help (grins at Terra)
Terra: ...you need to meet a friend of mine...Couple rounds at the bar, cards
Ashe: The opera.
Kai: ...seriously
Ashe: Just because I'm in a room full of idiots who can't appreciate culture doesn't mean its not valid.
Kai: Hey now look...
Terra: She's just baiting, you know
Kai: Fine, last question, what are you off to do now?
Roxy: Photo shoot. Maybe I'll drag David along, he looks good on camera.
Ashe: Check in on some...freelancers
Jae: Um...I dunno, back to the shop I guess
Terra: To get a beer before I hurt whoever set this up
Kai: ...that sounds like a really good idea actually....